Orchids … to successfully avoiding the Super Bowl.

Onions … to the sudden return of the geese to campus.

Onions … to Hallmark Holidays.

Orchids … to llamas named “Tina.”

Onions … to the flu.

Orchids … to hearing people struggle to pronounce “Punxsutawney.”

Onions … to squeaky shoes.

Orchids … to nostalgia.

Onions … to premature nostalgia.

Orchids … to roomerangs

Orchids… to Irish accents